You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via pfelps)
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
thatlukepiercing: astro-nave: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? brunetteinferno: OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D got to pay for stuff somehow so...
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
fuckyeahbodypositivity: I am deserving of love. I am deserving of life. I am worthy. I am beautiful. I am intelligent. I am powerful. I am a survivor. I am deserving of love. I am deserving of life.
You have all the weapons you need, now fight.: My... →
acquiringfit: I earned 1017 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Dumbbell Lunges +237 pts 11 lb x 10 reps (+79 pts) 11 lb x 10 reps (+79 pts) 11 lb x 10 reps (+79 pts) Jumping Jacks +76 pts 50 jumping jacks (+19 pts) 50 jumping jacks (+19 pts) 50 jumping jacks (+19 pts) 50 jumping jacks (+19…
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